Vegan Dogs and Cybersecurity: How the World Is Burning While We Bark at the Wrong Fires

 

This week’s headline: “New research shows dogs can be vegan too.”

Meanwhile, ransomware groups are institutionalizing, deepfake phishing is now indistinguishable from reality, and generative AI is becoming the go-to tool for low-cost cyberwarfare.

But sure, let’s talk about tofu for terriers.

This isn’t about dogs. It’s about distraction.

We live in a time where the illusion of progress is sold harder than progress itself. Whether it's carbon offsets for corporate jets, "green" data centers hosted by surveillance giants, or now - climate-conscious kibble for pets - we’re drowning in narratives that keep the spotlight off the real vulnerabilities.

Cybersecurity isn’t just a tech issue anymore. It’s a societal one.

We’re patching CVEs while execs re-use passwords.

We’re selling “zero trust” while trusting third-party vendors with no audits.

We’re pushing AI detection models built on training sets scraped without consent.

And now, we’re saving the planet… by feeding lentils to Labradors.

When the system rots from the inside, security isn't about code - it's about courage.

So here’s a question for my fellow cybersecurity professionals:

🔐 Are you here to secure endpoints?

🧠 Or are you ready to question the endgame?

Because if we don’t challenge the frameworks behind the madness - surveillance capitalism, digital colonialism, corporate theater masked as ESG - we’re not protecting users. We’re just optimizing exploitation.

Meanwhile, the machine gets leaner. Smarter. Hungrier.

And yes, even the dogs are going vegan.